Here is the card and the box of chocolates that I got from Sam for Mother's Day.
If you look closely, you'll notice the box is empty. No chocolates.
That's because the minute I opened it we dove in.
It was only 8:30 in the morning and it was a terrible thing to do,
but we giggled the whole time and felt
like, "pssst...don't tell your Mother".
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
P.S.-I feel like I'm going to barf now but it was still great fun.